Back to School
Go, Trojans! Since most students are back in school, I thought it would be worthwhile to read Hugh Gallagher’s College Admission Essay again. This is one of the first things I remember seeing on the internet, other than porn, and is the actual admission letter he sent to colleges. I still quote lines from it today. You know you’ve been […]
Takin’ Care of Business
One of the all-time greatest lines from a movie. Funny scene from 80’s TV. The Five Most Obviously Drug Fueled TV Appearances Ever. I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Very Funny Ads from TBS. I haven’t seen all of them so I can’t vouch for their funniness. The Beloit College Mindset List helps faculty relate to incoming […]
Doggie Style
Are you ready for some football? – Thanks Leo K. I declare Jihad on this piece of crap. WTF? Sometimes when I’m bored, I stare at foreigners and pretend I’m speaking their language in my head. Does marriage cure depression? I don’t know who did this research but all you need to do is ask a […]
White Trash
Britney Spears appears in a home video acting stoned, belching, and babbling about how time travel is possible, among other things. I still think she’s hot. Fellow moocher, Screech, got into an altercation with a woman in his hotel room in Omaha. Apparently, the woman broke into his room and he restrained her until security arrived. Something similar happened to […]
Potpourri
Did Derick Jeter and Mariah Carey have a kid? I added a few photos to the website tonight. Thanks, Dani-girl. Check out this letter from the NY Yankees to Mickey Mantle. If this is authentic, his reply is frickin’ hilarious. – Thanks, Mike K. Here’s a funny Audio File. It’s a horse race but I wouldn’t […]
The Truth Shall Set You Free
I was in charge of cups at this year’s picnic. If you ever owe the IRS, don’t write, “Put it on my tab” on your tax return. Apparently, they don’t think this is funny. With the football season right around the corner, I thought it might be refreshing to see the Joe Namath sideline interview with […]
Head For The Mountains
Pete Coors admitted to receiving a DUI in May. WTF? He said, “I made a mistake.” No kidding. If he had drank Budweisers, he would have been smart enough to call a cab. Isn’t this the douche bag in the commercials, urging us to drink responsibly?  This guy needs a silver bullet up the dirt chute. Some dumb whore in […]