Beer On The Table
I’m sure this is a fine establishment. But why would you name your business after a term given to violent acts perpetrated by postal workers? Here, let’s come up with some more ideas. Casino- Chapter 7’s Check Cashing Store – NSF, LLC Daycare – Petty Files Nightclub – DUI’s Strip Club – Claw Midia’s The […]
Good Lovin’ Gone Bad
SOB Translation of the Day Quote: “Please help kids go to camp by purchasing a candy bar on the honor system.” Translation: “Please help yourself to some complimentary candy bars, like you did with Benny’s two 6-inch Subways.” I found a great way to get through the day. There’s a cute girl that walks into […]
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Is there a Kanye West fan club? I mean, how can you not support a great artist like Kanye? Especially after he stormed the stage at the VMAs last night, and interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. I guess it didn’t matter to him that she’s just a teenager, enjoying one of the biggest moments of […]
Cat Scratch Fever
I want to share a quick one with you. I bet you do. A buddy called me last week with a story he said, “You just can’t make up.” I’m not going to use his name because his yarn is an embarrassing one. He was trimming some trees in his back yard. When he was […]
Bullet The Blue Sky
I’m not Ansel Adams, but I took this picture today from my cell phone. Man, I wish I had some mushrooms. I called the ex-girlfriend tonight to get her side of the story. She didn’t answer, so we’re going with my side. She invited me to a party last Sunday. Later that night, I found […]
Domino
“Wanna go into the bathroom, Benny?” “Why yes, I would. I need to get even with someone.” “What?” “Nothing. Just lock the fucking door.” I looked everywhere, but apparently Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry I puked on your carpet” greeting card. Go figure. Okay, we’re just a few Facebook fans away from the century mark. […]
Living For The Night
As you can probably tell by the picture, Gina Party was in charge of the meat this Labor Day Weekend. I usually pick out the hamburger or chicken, but when it comes to big juicy wieners, I bow to her experience and knowledge. For the record, I didn’t eat that one. It’s no big secret […]