Manic Monday
After a lost weekend, hearing the alarm on Monday morning is not fun. This post will be brief as I have to get ready for work and by the sounds my stomach is making, will also include a trip to the toilet. Friday Night, Tory K. donated a 10th row ticket to the Goo Goo Dolls […]
Faithfully
This is the last song I heard in the car this morning, and it kept going through my head until lunch. Circus life, under the big top… Later in the day, Matt M. called me and I began to complain about having to be Bill Gates to figure out the new software I’m selling. I […]
Respect My Authority
Let me make something perfectly clear – If you are parking cars at a crowded event and want me to follow your instructions, straighten your baseball cap and pull your shorts up so I don’t have to see your underwear. Until then, STFU and I’ll park where I want. Got that, Vanilla Ice? I was […]
Pair Of Boobs
And by pair of boobs, I mean knockers, jugs, cans. Late in the evening, a chick at the pool decided to take hers out. Every guy loves to see breasts and a bad day turns around quickly when a hot chick shows you hers. The only time this situation can suck is when the girl […]
Bon Appetit
Today’s picture is a good example of why you shouldn’t cook after a day of drinking. The instructions said to cook at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes. I’m guessing this was in there a little over 4oo minutes. Note that I also cooked the cardboard. Why am I still single? I was talking to some […]
Breaking Away
Why do cyclists dress like Lance Armstrong when they ride? Why do they ride the busiest streets during rush hour? I passed two of these dill weeds this morning. They weren’t riding together but I’m sure they gave each other some kind of gay sign language as the crossed paths. I would feel differently if they were riding their […]