Let’s Go
I’ve got nothing today so I thought I would write about meeting a college girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Actually, I have about 500 stories from this era, and hope to put them into a book some day called, “Why I am still single.” Sally was a sweet girl from a small town in southern […]
Over My Head
Once again, I hear a song on the way to work, and it’s been going through my head all day. Unfortunately, today was some stupid song by Justin Timberlake, and I have no idea why I was listening to it. Cause I, gotta have you naked by the end of this post. O.J. Simpson has written a new book […]
Weekends Only
I’m a supporter of the Patriot Act, but under the new law, a couple faces 20 years in prison for a sexual escapade aboard a flight. What kind of world do we live in when you can’t go down on your girlfriend during a cross-country flight? This chick poops in the hot tub. Sometimes when I’m bored, […]
You Wreck Me
Just when Tory K. thought it was safe to come back to The Summer of Benny, he writes a comment and gets blasted for expressing his opinion. I refrained from writing about the election results, but these guys went at it like a couple of heavyweights. Speaking of heavyweights, check out Klitschko knocking out Brock last Saturday night. […]
Footprints
A picture’s worth a thousand words. – Thanks, Scott B. This picture reminded me of the time in high school when my Dad woke me up at 7AM on a Saturday morning, led me outside to the driveway, and stuck my head in the back seat of the family wagon. I was a little hung over […]
Truckin’
I am abstaining from making any references to the mid-term election results. Happy Birthday, Niro. Message to Sheila L: Thanks for continuing to read the blog after moving to Minnesota. Have a great winter. I hear they’re mild. Theresa H. sent me an email because she thought I might like this girl. She was correct. Just […]
People Are Strange
Today is Erection Day. At least that’s what the guy at Wok Express told me. Onion Sports: St. Louis Cardinals apologize for winning the World Series. I came across cat poop coffee. Don’t bother asking what I was searching for when I found this. Good to the last dropping. Scott B. emailed this video of […]