I Feel Fine
Will today be the end of the World as we know it? Many people are speculating that August 22nd signifies a supposed day of reckoning on the Islamic calendar. I wish it meant they had to shower. I’m ashamed that I haven’t learned more about HTML and the internet. When I first discovered the world wide web, I […]
Dog Days of Summer
 This should be me lying there enjoying the Summer of Benny. Instead, I find myself writing during my lunch hour. I used to own a framed copy of today’s picture but  accidentally left it at the condo when I split with my drunken ex-girlfriend. I also left my bike helmet but decided it would be easier to replace both items […]
Teen Angst
Almost Famous… Dani-girl and the whack job from Parties in the Plaza. I’m not much into sibling rivalries unless they involve The Summer of Benny. Last week, I received a donation of $2.75 for a beer at Trainwreck Saloon from six Embry-Riddle students in Florida. This morning, a brother of one of the donors, and his […]
Smothered and Covered
I don’t care what diet you are on; Atkins, South Beach, Weight Watchers, whatever… No diet allows you to eat at the Waffle House at 3:30 in the morning. Evidentially, I wasn’t following a nutritional plan last night as I found myself at the counter, eating an All-Star breakfast with hash browns (smothered, covered and […]
Doggie Style
Are you ready for some football? – Thanks Leo K. I declare Jihad on this piece of crap. WTF? Sometimes when I’m bored, I stare at foreigners and pretend I’m speaking their language in my head. Does marriage cure depression? I don’t know who did this research but all you need to do is ask a […]
Widespread Panic
After my drive home, I added a new definition. Main Entry: 1pan·ic Pronunciation: ‘pa-nik Function: adjective 1 : of, relating to, or resembling the mental or emotional state believed induced by the god Pan <panic fear> 2 : halfway home during a 40-minute commute with a brown snake playing peek-a-boo. Barely make it home, rush to […]
Karma Chameleon
Wearing an orange vest, dark capri pants, and shoes without socks, Boy George began serving his court-ordered community service by sweeping the sidewalks of New York. The picture of him holding a broom is not near as funny as seeing a dude wearing capri pants. And by dude, I mean pole smoker. Thanks to Kyle H. […]